Welcome to Chez Stall-a-lot.
... the scarf. Hello, morning what do you mean I have only a 1/2 hour until you have to get to mail?! This is the first and last time anything or anyone will be cozy in this scarf until it gets to Newfoundland and finds the neck of an in-law who likes it. Unless I get time to take a picture of it with fringe before it has to get mailed.
I must go fringe now. I still hold out delusions of being finished it all before Christmas, don't you know.