Dare you to try this!!

Using a cloth measuring tape with little metal bits at the end, in a sunny room, measure your cat. Make sure the other one who, incidentally loves chasing sun spots, is in the same room. Picturing it? Now, you try it on yours. I dare you. Make sure you're wearing gloves though!!
I still don't have an accurate measure so I can't go get the harness for him. No, I don't intend to walk him, I just need to be able to put his tags on him and he's figured out how to undo his collar. I think he's working on Jezzy's too, the little bugger!